You either hate Oasis or you’re legally insane. And it’s good to hate because, if nothing else, it helps you better measure the things you actually like. For example: I love the blatant stupidity of organized religion as much as I detest Oasis. Now, it isn’t that Oasis is a bad band, it’s just that the brother’s shenanigans often overshadow the music. Noel Gallagher – when rghting the urge to rip-off The Beatles, Small Faces, etc. – is a good songwriter, horrible lyricist, and better singer than brother Liam. Take a listen to the first single, “Acquiesce,” which has Liam singing the verse and Noel taking over the chorus because his brother can’t reach the higher notes. He’s a musical liability! I figure if fans were allowed to vote on what B-sides they wanted to hear on The Masterplan, then surely those same fans have a right to vote Liam out of the band. Please, do your part to halt this near-global annoyance.