Little wonder then that without the Beasties' scorching rap skills, so much of ...Beer Coaster should revolve around not having any mates. "Why's Everybody Always Picking On Me?" is the sick-but-cool single, joined here by the ravenous delights of "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny," and "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks", most of which wobble around the holy Carnage Against The Machine-stylee axis of loud RAWK guitars and loud SHOUTED vocals. The end result is a slab of stinky post-Beavis & Butt-head cheese that will probably make all those wishy-washy right-on liberal drips drop their conscious in disgust and give it something really daft like one out of ten. Which is about right.